======== The Evil Dead Transcription - January 1996 - V1.1 -- RENAISSANCE PICTURES presents THE EVIL DEAD [Daytime - Inside the Delta 88] Scott: Hey Ash, where are we? Ash: Well, we just crossed the Tennessee Border. Ash: Which would put us... Scott: Yeeeah? Ash: Which would put us... Ash: Right... Here. Ash: What the hell was that? Are you trying to kill us? Scott: Hey! Don't blame me! It's your steering wheel! Damn thing jerked right out of my hands. Ash: I don't understand it. I had this thing in for a tune-up yesterday and they said they'd go over everything. Scott: Yeah! Well you better take it back because the damn thing don't work. The one thing that does work is this lousy horn. Scott: Ah! Go to hell! I'm not honking at you! Scott: Jesus Christ. Linda: Hey Scotty! What's this place like anyway? Scott: Well, the guy that's renting it says it's an old place. Little run down, but it's right up in the mountains. Yeah, and the best part is that we get it so cheap. Linda: Yeah, why are we getting it so cheap? Scott: Well, I don't know. Might be in real bad shape. Cheryl: You mean, nobody's seen this place yet? Scott: Well, not yet. Ash: Well, it might not be that bad. Linda: No. Ash: Actually, it might be kind of nice. Linda: Yeah. Shelly: It's probably a real pit. Ash: Ya, I think this is where we get off. Cheryl: This is the bridge we're going to cross? Scott: Jesus Christ! The whole thing's falling apart on us! Ash: Don't let the noise fool you girls, this thing is solid as a rock. Scott: It's supposed to be one of these on here. Ash: C'mon! Linda: Hey! Ash: Hey! Hey! Hmph! [Daytime - Inside the Cabin] [Nighttime - Inside the cabin] Scott: It barks in the cellar. It barks in the cellar. Cheryl: Will you stop it? Ash: I would very much like to make a toast for all this evening. Ah, as a great friend of mine once said, he said, "I..." Oh Ok Ok "??This miss tu tarine??". Cheryl: Which means? Scott: Party down! Ya! Ash: What is this? Linda: Whatever it is, it's still down there. Cheryl: I don't like cellars. Let's just close it up. It's probably just some animal. Scott: An animal? An animal? That is the stupidest thing I ever heard of. Jesus Christ. Shelly: There's something down there. Linda: Maybe it is just some animal. Scott: Yeah, you're probably right. Probably just some animal. Here Cheryl, why don't you go down 'n check, make sure? Cheryl: Scotty! I'm not going down there! Scott: Ok, Ok you cowards, I'll go. Shelly: Be careful. Scott: Back in a minute. Ash: Hey Scotty! You find anything? Scotty. Scotty! Scott! Shelly: He's just kidding around... Isn't he? Ash: Scotty!! Scott! Linda, get me a flashlight. Linda: That's the only one we brought up. Ash: Then get the lantern. [Nighttime - In the cellar] Ash: Scotty? (Thump) Scott: Boo!! Hahahahahah Hey, come here, I wanna show you something. Look at all this stuff. I bet this still shoots. Ash: Probably does. Ash: Oh God. Look at this. Scott: Look at this. This kind of looks like your old girlfriend. C'mon, let's take this stuff upstairs. I'll grab the recorder and you get everything else now... [Nighttime - Inside the cabin] Ash: Ok, shhhh... Listen to this. This is the tape I found downstairs. Prof: (On tape) It has been a number of years since I began excavating the ruins of Candar with a group of my colleges. Now my wife and I have retreated to a small cabin in the solitude of these mountains. Here I continued my research undisturbed by the myriad distractions of modern civilization and far from the groves of academe. I believe I have made a significant find in the Candarian Ruins. A volume of Ancient Sumarian burial practices and funerary incantations. It is entitled "Morturom Demonto"- roughly translated, "Book of the Dead". The book is bound in human flesh and inked in human blood. It deals with demons and demon resurrection and those forces which roam the forest and dark bowers of man's domain. The first few pages warn that these enduring creatures may lie dormant but are never truly dead. They may be recalled to active life through the incantations presented in this book. It is through recitation of these passages that the demons are given license to possess the living. Scott: Hey! What did you do that for? It was just getting good! Cheryl: I just don't want to hear it anymore, that's all. Scott: Ooooooooo Ash: Scotty, c'mon. Leave her alone, man. Scott: Hey, c'mon. I just want to hear the rest of it. No big deal. Cheryl: Shut it off! Shut it off! Shut it off!!! Shelly: Cheryl. Where're you going? Ash: I can't believe this. Scott, you knew not to play that! I mean c'mon, you knew it was upsetting her. You just don't know when you're taking something too far. Scott: Hey, don't give me that! You were playing it too. You could of shut it off. I mean big deal! She's nuts. I mean it's just a joke, c'mon! Jesus Christ. She acts like she's three years old or something. [Nighttime - Inside the cabin] Ash: Listen. Why don't we stay up for a while and listen to the storm? Linda: All right, yeah. Let me check on Cheryl first to see if she's Ok. Linda: Aha! Ash: Ohh! Stealing from the blind, hunh? This is for you. Linda: Ash, how sweet of you. Would you put it on? Ash: Oh yeah, sure. I was going to give it to you before we came up here, but things got so hectic, this is really the first chance we've had to be alone. Take a look. Linda: Oh Ash! It's beautiful. I really love it. I'll never take it off. EvlFrc: Join us! [Nighttime - Outside the cabin] Cheryl: Is anybody out there? Cheryl: I know someone's out there. I heard you. I heard you in the cellar. Cheryl: Ashley!!! [Nighttime - Inside the cabin] Ash: What the hell happened to you? What's the matter with you? Did something in the woods do this to you? Cheryl: No! It was the woods themselves! They're alive Ashley! The trees! They're alive. Linda: Ash. Why don't I take her in the back room so she can lie down. Cheryl: I'm not lying down! I want to get out of here. I want to leave this place right now. Right now Ashley! Scott: Wait a minute. I sure as hell am not leaving any place tonight. Shelly: Cheryl. Linda: Cheryl. Ash: Cheryl, there's nothing out there. Trees do not attack people. Cheryl: Ashley! Will you drive me into town or not? Ash: What? Right now?! Look, sure, sure, I'll take you into town, but just listen to what you're saying. Cheryl: I don't care how it sounds. I wanna get out of this place right now. Ash: Ok, maybe you could stay somewhere in town tonight. [Nighttime - In the Delta 88] Cheryl: I know it's not gonna start. It's not gonna let us leave. Cheryl: Why are you stopping? Ash: Wait here a minute. Cheryl: Do you see something? Where're you going? Ashley? Ashley? Cheryl: It's not going to let us go! It's not going to let us go! I told you! I told you! It's not going to let us go! Why won't you listen to me? [Nighttime - Inside the cabin] Prof: (On tape) I know now that my wife has become host to a Candarian demon. I fear that the only way to stop those possessed by the spirits of the book is through the act of bodily dismemberment. I believe now to avoid this horror, but for myself, I have seen the dark shadows moving in the woods and I have no doubt that whatever I have resurrected through this book is sure to come calling... for me. Linda: Ok, ah, let me think. Ummm... It's a seven. Shelly: Oh! What suit? Linda: Ahh... diamonds. N-n-no wait! Ummm, hearts! Shelly: Oh My! It's seven of hearts! You're right! Linda: Hey Ash! I guessed the card right! Ash: Yeah... truly amazing Linda. Linda: I don't know. I don't know, but I think it's really some sort of extra sense or something, you know, like ESP. Shelly: Ok, try this one. Linda: Ok... It's a seven. Shelly: I don't believe it! Cheryl: ... of spades. Queen of Spades. Four of Hearts. Eight of Spades. Two of Spades. Jack of Diamonds. Jack of Clubs! PosChr: Why have you disturbed our sleep? Awakened us from our ancient slumber? You will die! Nightmare is before you. One by one we will take you. Scott: What happened to her? Linda: Did you see her eyes? Oh Ash, I'm scared. What's wrong with her? Scott: Cheryl! Stop it! PosChr: Join us! Scott: Ash. I think we ought to get out of here. Ash: Yeah. Scott: We still have a few more hours before morning. Shelly: I don't think I can wait that long. Scott: You have to. We all have to! And then in the morning, we'll get in the car, and we'll take the bridge. And- Shelly: Why does she keep making those horrible noises? Scott: I don't know! Shelly: Her eyes! Her eyes... For God's Sake! What happened to her eyes? Scott: Everything's going to be all right. Shelly: Scotty. I-I think there's something's out there. Scott: Go to bed, and get some sleep. Ok? Scott: Shelly? PosShy: Thank you. I don't know what I would have done if I remained on those hot coals, burning my pretty flesh. You have pretty skin. Give it to us. PosShy: Join us. Join us... Scott: Hit her! Hit it! Ash: Scott. Scott: Yeah? Ash: What are- What are we going to do? Scott: We're going to bury her. Ash: We can't bury Shelly. She's a- she's a friend of ours. Scott: Yeah, she's dead. Shelly's dead. We gotta bury her now. [Nighttime - Outside the cabin] [Nighttime - Inside the cabin] Ash: Linda's still sleeping. I think once her leg- Scott: I'm getting out of here. Ash: Scott, we can't take Linda anywhere with her leg like that. We don't even know if there is anyway back besides the bridge. Scott: Maybe there's a hiking trail, or an old road or some other way around the cliff. I mean there's gotta be another way besides the bridge. Ash: Listen to me. Linda cannot walk with her leg like that. She can't even stand up. Scott: Well, then we'll leave her here. Until we can send somebody back. Ash: What? Are you crazy? Scott: Look! I'm getting out! I don't care what happens to her. She's your girlfriend, you take care of her. I'm getting the hell out of here. Right now. PosChr: Soon all of you will be like me. And then we'll lock you up in the cellar. Hahahahaha Scott: Ash! Ash! Ash: Oh My God! Scott: Help me! Ash: Scotty. You're going to be Ok. You're going to be just fine. You'll see. Scott: Ash. It's not going to let us leave. Cheryl- Cheryl was right, we're all going to die here! Ash: No, we're not going to die. Scott: We're all going to die. All of us! Ash: No, we're not going to die! We're not going to die! We're gonna get out of here. Now listen to me Scotty. Is there a way around the bridge? Scotty! Listen to me please for God's Sake! Scott!! Scott: Ash. Ash. I don't wanna die. You're not going to leave me are you Ash? Are you? PosChr: I don't wanna die. You're not going to leave me here are you? Are you Ash? Hahahahaha Ash: Scotty! Now c'mon listen to me for God's Sake! Is there a way around the bridge? Scott: There's a way. The trail. But the trees Ash. They know. Don't you see Ash? They're alive! Ash: Shut up will you? Shut up! Scott: Kill her! Kill her! PosChr: Kill her if you can, loverboy. Ash: Now, forgive me Linda. Linda: Oh Ash, help me please! Ash, help me please Ash. Oh Ash. Please don't let them take me away again. Please. Ash: No, I won't. I won't. I promise. Cheryl: Ashley. Ashley, help me. Let me out of here. Ashley? Ash, help me. Let me out of here. I'mI'm all right now, I'm all right now Ashley, I'm all right. Unlock this chain and let me out. Ash: Cheryl? Cheryl? PosChr: I'm all right now Ashley! Come unlock the chain and let me out! Hahaha I'm all right now. It's your sister, Cheryl. Ash: Ah you bastards! Why are you torturing me like this? Why? Shut up! PosLin: We're going to get you. We're going to get you. Not another peep. Time to go to sleep. We-ahhahahahaha [Nighttime - Outside the cabin] PosLin: Useless! Useless! In time it will come for him and then it will come for you! [Nighttime - Inside the cabin] Ash: Here. Here. Now, the sun will be up in an hour or so and we can all get out of here together. You, me, Linda, Shelly. Hmm.. Well... not Shelly, she- We'll all be going home together. Wouldn't you like to be going home? I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you? Scott? PosChr: Join us! Join us! [Nighttime - Inside the workshed] Ash: Oh Linda... [Nighttime - Outside the cabin] [Nighttime - Inside the cabin] Ash: Back door. Shells. Where did I see that box of shells? PosLin: (On the record) We're going to get you. We're going to get you. Ash: Shut up, Linda! Shut up! PosLin: (On the record) So sweet of you... Prof: (On the record) ...is through bodily dismemberment. Scott: (On the record) Hit her! Hit it! Ash: Oh come on... come on... don't... like this... Ash: Linda... PosChr: Join us. Join us. EvlFrc: Join us. Join us. Join us... [Daytime - Outside the cabin] Ash: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! written and SAM RAIMI directed by produced by ROBERT TAPERT starring BRUCE CAMPBELL with ELLEN SANDWEISS.cheryl HAL DELRICH.....scott BETSY BAKER.....linda SARAH YORK......shelly photography and TIM PHILO lighting special make up TOM SULLIVAN effects photographic BART PIERCE special effects music composed JOE LODUCA and conducted by music engineered atAUDIOGRAPHICS by ED WOLFRUM film editor EDNA RUTH PAUL supervising JOE MASEFIELD sound editor second unit JOSH BECKER lighting and sound transportation DAVID GOODMAN captain construction STEVE FRANKEL supervisor assistant GARY HOLT producer production DON CAMPBELL assistant still MIKE DITZ photographer location sound JOHN MASON recording dialogue re- JERRY FREDERICK recording sound mixer MEL ZELNIKER assistant film JOEL COEN editor dialogue editor LOU KLEINMAN assistant sound DOLORES ELLIOTT editor fake shemps PHIL GILLIS TED RAIMI DOROTHY TAPERT IVAN RAIMI CHERYL GUTTRIDGEBILL VINCENT BARBARA CAREY MARY BETH TAPERT DAVID HORTON SCOTT SPIEGEL WENDALL THOMAS JOHN CAMERON DON LONG JOANNE DRUSE STU SMITH GWEN COCHANSKI KURT RAUF DEBIE JARCZEWSKI post production SOUND ONE CORP. optical negativeDYNAMIC EFFECTS LTD. negative J.G. FILMS INC. matching title design AUGUST FILMS INC. executive ROBERT TAPERT producers BRUCE CAMPBELL SAM RAIMI with special SIMON NUCHTERN, SHEILA ROBERTS, CAROL VALENTI thanks to AND OUR LOYAL BACKERS THE EVIL DEAD, the ultimate experience in grueling horror, was filmed in Morristown, Tennessee, and in Detroit, U.S.A. THE EVIL DEAD cMCMLXXXII RENAISSANCE PICTURES LTD. -- Approximate Running Time: 86 minutes Transcribed by Stephen Hugh Chan (e-mail: schanc@sfu.ca)