The Script of My Little Pony the Movie Chorus My Little Pony, My Little Pony, All in a twinkling spring is here! My Little Pony, My Little Pony, When did all the leaves and grass appear? Where there were snowdrifts, now there are no drifts, Nor is the sky overcast! My Little Pony, My Little Pony, Winter is over at last! My Little Pony, My Little Pony, Frisking about as spring unfolds! My Little Pony, My Little Pony, Breathing in the scent of marigolds! Greeting the bluebirds, welcoming new birds, Romping through meadow and wood! My Little Pony, My Little Pony, Winter is over for good! *Pan to the Baby Bonnet School of Dance. Spike is playing the piano. Baby Lickety-Split does a fancy dance move. * SPIKE Where'd you learn that? BABY LICKETY-SPLIT I made it up! SPIKE Well, you better unmake it, quick! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT (disappointed) You didn't like it? SPIKE Well, it's great, Lickety-Split, but if you do that during the show, you'll mess up everyone else! You're not the star, you know. BABY LICKETY-SPLIT I can do whatever I want! Besides, maybe someday I will be a star! SPIKE I hope so! Just don't do that step. Okay? BABY LICKETY-SPLIT Play it again, Spike. *Spike resumes playing. * Chorus Everyone's very festive and merry, Everything's going full swing! My Little Pony, My Little Pony, Aren't you happy it's spring? Aren't you happy it's spring? *Cut to a chipmunk holding a dart as it eyes some balloons tied to a tree. Magic Star stands beside him. * MAGIC STAR C'mon, Chippy, let 'er rip! *The chipmunk throws the dart and a balloon pops. * *Cut to a shot of a volcano with a ramshackle house on it. * *The sound of laughter fills the air as the camera pans in on the ramshackle house perched precariously on a volcano. * *Cut to interior. The laughter comes from Reeka and Draggle, two witches. * REEKA (laughing) I love it when the wolf tries to eat Little Red! DRAGGLE Me too! But she always gets away. REEKA Ah, but maybe this time she won't! (shouting at DRAGGLE) Turn the page! DRAGGLE You turn it! I turned the last one! REEKA But I'm eating! DRAGGLE Oh, you're always eating! *Cut to scene of another witch, Hydia scrying in a pool. * HYDIA Reeka! Draggle! Get up here! *Reeka and Draggle run up to the scrying room. * HYDIA Look at all the little ponies, playing games, having fun! It makes me sick! REEKA Ew! That pie looks awful! DRAGGLE Move! I can't see! *Draggle pushes Reeka out of the way. * REEKA Don't push! *Reeka and Draggle fight, accidentally running into Hydia. * HYDIA Knock it off! *They continue fighting. * HYDIA Knock it off! DRAGGLE Yes, Mama. HYDIA (angry) What did you call me? DRAGGLE I'm sorry, Hydia! I . . . I didn't mean to call you Mama! REEKA Yes she did! DRAGGLE I did not! REEKA Did too! HYDIA Shut up! It's time you do-nothings did something! DRAGGLE Uh . . . I pulled the wings off a fly last week! REEKA I fried a worm! HYDIA Bah! That's small time stuff! I'm talking about something big! REEKA I-I-I could fry two worms! HYDIA It's a pity your grandmother isn't around--she'd show you evil! Your grandfather wasn't so nice either! Those were the good old days . . . when everything around here was dark and dank and dreary . . . Before the little ponies came along and made everything bright and colorful! Blech! I can't stand it anymore! *Hydia nearly knocks Draggle into the volcano, but Draggle pulls herself to safety. Hydia goes back inside and her daughters follow. * HYDIA It's time to do something about it! Time for the two of you to start living up to the family tradition! Time to start being evil and mean! DRAGGLE But we are mean! REEKA A-a-and we are evil! HYDIA Not evil enough! *Hydia presses a button which opens a drawbridge (which catches Draggle and Reeka under the chin. They enter. * *Song * HYDIA Why can't you be evil like I taught you? Why won't you misbehave the way you should? You never use the guillotine I bought you! You're just not bad enough for your own good! Try to be as mean as Aunt Eureka! She fed her victims till they almost burst, Then cooked them with a smidgen of paprika! She always did her best to do her worst! We're witches, and witches are evil! How many times have you been told Your great-grandma Alexis Crushed a kingdom with her hexes, And that's the proud tradition I want you to uphold! Try to be as evil as your cousin; Lucretia was the cruelest in the crowd! She cooked up evil potions by the dozens! Be just like her and make your mama proud! We're witches, wizards, and warlocks! We're the reason honest people purchase door locks! We turn princes into frogs, peasants into pheasants, soldiers and sailors into swine! We're never accused of being angels, but as for being devils, we're divine! Ohhhh! All our clan was evil and malicious, And that is how I want my girls to be! Work hard at being malicious, and if you're real ambitious, You might wind up an evil witch like me! A terrible, detestable, horrible, despicable, evil mean old witch . . . Like me! *End of the song. HYDIA Start with the Little Ponies and their stupid festival! DRAGGLE What'll we do with it? HYDIA Ruin it! *Cut to the Baby Bonnet School of Dance. Ponies and forest creatures sit on logs as they wait for the performance to start. * *Buttons trots onto the stage. * BUTTONS Hello everyone! I'm Buttons, and welcome to the Spring Festival! To open our show, and performing together for the very first time anywhere, the Baby Pony Dancers! Let's hear it for them! *The various animals and ponies clap and cheer as the Baby Pony Dancers come out. * *As Babies Lofty, Ribbon, Gusty, Sundance, and Shady dance the number, Baby Lickety-Split comes out in the "Flashprance" outfit and begins doing wild moves. She knocks over the other dancers. The crowd laughs wildly. * BUTTONS Bring down the curtain! *The curtain comes down and the Baby Pony Dancers gather backstage. * BUTTONS (to BABY LICKETY-SPLIT) Look what you've done! Look what you're wearing! You spoiled the whole number! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT I'm sorry. BABY SUNDANCE Show-off! BABY LOFTY Hotdog! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT I thought my steps were better. I didn't mean to spoil everything! BUTTONS Well, you did! Everyone was counting on you! Oh, Lickety-Split, how could you be so selfish? *BABY LICKETY-SPLIT runs out crying and Spike runs after her. * SPIKE You can't do this! Running away isn't the answer! *Song * *During this song, Baby Lickety-Split runs to the Lullabye Nursery and begins packing a bag so she can run away. BABY LICKETY-SPLIT Why do they always have to tell me I'm wrong? Why must they make me feel I just don't belong? If they don't like the way I sing my own song, I'll go it alone! I'll go it alone! How come the word I hear most often is "no"? The way I'm treated, I feel lower than low! It's very clear that I'm not wanted here, so I'll go it alone! I'll go it alone! SPIKE I know that you're upset, But don't run off just yet! You can't take the world on single-handed! What if you should end up lost? Or stranded? BABY LICKETY-SPLIT Better that than being reprimanded! No matter what I do I can't seem to please; What do they want? Should I go down on my knees? If all they know to do is holler and tease I'll go it alone! I'll go it alone! Why must they criticize whatever I do? My days of taking all their insults are through! Goodbye, so-long, farewell, toodle-oo! SPIKE I don't like thinking what might happen to you If you strike out on your own! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT HA! I'll brave the unknown! SPIKE But Lickety, you can't! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT And go it alone! SPIKE Don't go it alone! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT I'll go it alone! SPIKE Don't go it alone! *End of the song. * SPIKE I'll go with you! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT (slamming Spike against the wall) No! I don't need you! I don't need anyone! *BABY LICKETY-SPLIT leaves the Lullabye Nursery. * SPIKE Wait for me! *Spike quickly scibbles out a note and then follows Baby Lickety- Split. * *Cut to the festival. Reeka and Draggle are hiding behind a tree. * REEKA Remember, we have to make everything dark, dank . . . DRAGGLE . . . and dreary. But how? REEKA I don't know! Dark and dreary sound pretty hard! DRAGGLE Then we'll make everything dank! REEKA What's dank? DRAGGLE I don't know! *Draggle pulls out a book of spells. * DRAGGLE Maybe it's in here! Uh, dabble, dagger, damage, dandruff . . . oh, here it is! Oh . . . it means wet. REEKA That's it! We'll make everything wet! What we need is some water! (spotting the Waterfall) O-o-over there! *Reeka and Draggle go to the Waterfall. * REEKA Perfect! We'll take the waer from here and . . . send it back over there! We'll flood the place! DRAGGLE Hydia will be very proud of us! *Draggle starts splashing water in the direction of the festival. * REEKA Not like that! You're a witch; cast a spell! DRAGGLE But I never cast a spell before! Wait, here's one! *Two Baby Sea ponies, Water Lily and Sun Shower, leap out of the water and see what the witches are doing. * DRAGGLE (reading the spell) Gurznic, ridget, lemonisnick! REEKA Let me see that! *Reeka grabs the book, which was upside down, and turns it right side up. Then she gives it back to Draggle. * REEKA Yoof! Now read it! DRAGGLE Sorry! Hinsenomal, tikderve, kinsreg, erzaminig, flama botswaggle! REEKA That's better! *They wait for a few seconds. * REEKA Well? DRAGGLE Well, I read what it said! *Suddenly, some of the water from the Waterfall is diverted. * DRAGGLE It worked! *Suddenly, Water Lily and Sun Shower appear with a giant sea shell. They spray the water at the witches, who are swept away. * *The witches are swept through the festival. They manage to knock an entire table of pies onto themselves. * REEKA (spitting out pie) Yuck! Disgusting! *A crowd of ponies and animals gathers around the witches. * Skunk Ew! What smells? REEKA We do! SWEET STUFF It's the witches from the Volcano of Gloom! BabySun They're cute! REEKA Cute? She called us cute! DRAGGLE Oh, how embarrassing! REEKA I'm going home! *Reeka hits herself on the head with her hat. The ponies laugh. * DRAGGLE We can't go home. We haven't made everything dark, dank, and dreary! What'll we tell Hydia? REEKA We'll tell her we made it messy! *Cut to Baby Lickety-Split running to a large cliff by the Waterfall, with Spike following. * BABY LICKETY-SPLIT Hurry, Spike! Look, this is a good place! SPIKE A good place for what? Oh, my feet are killing me! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT To fly, like Wind Whistler and Northstar! SPIKE But they're pegasus ponies! You're just an earthling; you can't fly! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT Can too! I can do anything! Watch! SPIKE (grabbing her tail) No! You'll get hurt! *BABY LICKETY-SPLIT jumps off the cliff. * BABY LICKETY-SPLIT We're flyyyyyying! SPIKE We're faaaaaalling! *They fall down the ravine. * BABY LICKETY-SPLIT Huh . . . guess I can't fly . . . SPIKE (sighing) Can we go home now? BABY LICKETY-SPLIT I told you, I'm never going back to Dream Castle! *Cut to exterior Lullabye Nursery. Suddenly, Baby Sundance and Baby Lofty run out of it; Baby Lofty carries Spike's note. * BABY SUNDANCE Baby Lickety-Split's gone--run away! *Baby Lofty sticks the note onto a branch, and ponies gather around it. * MAGIC STAR And Spike's with her! BUTTONS Oh dear, maybe I was too harsh on her at the show! MAGIC STAR Don't blame yourself, Buttons! I'll find her, don't worry! GUSTY I'll go with you . . . just in case! SHADY Oh, can I go with you? I never get to go anywhere! GUSTY Oh, no! She's nothing but bad luck! SHADY Just give me a chance! My luck's bound to change . . . I think. MAGIC STAR Everyone deserves a chance, Shady! You're in! GUSTY Lickety-Split loves the bushwoolies; maybe she went there! MAGIC STAR Good idea! Let's ride! FIZZY Be careful! Stay alert! Say hi to the bushwoolies for me! *Cut to the interior of the Volcano. * HYDIA One evil deed, that's all I asked! Oh, you're such a disappointment! I've given you everything a witch could want! Shabby clothes, a rotten place to live, all the foul-tasting food you can eat! And what do I get back? Nothing! Malevia over at Nightmare Heights, her daughter made Easter Sunday come up on a Tuesday! What've you done? Zip! A big fat zero! DRAGGLE Uh-uh-uh . . . we . . . we're really sorry, Hydia. Maybe if we tried again. HYDIA You've humiliated me enough! We'll have to do something else . . . something bigger! Something more . . . evil! REEKA What? HYDIA Let me think . . . I've got it! It's time to get tough! It's time to show those Little Ponies we mean business! It's time for the Smooze! REEKA and DRAGGLE The Smooze? HYDIA That's right! The same thing that wiped out that kingdom on the other side of the Black Mountains! REEKA Grundleland? HYDIA Grundleland--what a joke! Those little Grundies never knew what hit them! Get out of there! Now in order to make the Smooze, we'll need a few things . . . (shoves a long list into Reeka and Draggle's faces) Go get 'em! REEKA (reading of the list) Um, mold, mildew . . . muck, mire . . . DRAGGLE . . . fungus, slime, rust, and . . . DRAGGLE & REEKA . . . phlume!!! HYDIA Yes, phlume! DRAGGLE Not phlume, Hydia, don't make us get phlume! Please don't! REEKA We'll get all the other things on the list, but not phlume! HYDIA You'll get what I tell you to get, now get going! *Hydia throws Reeka and Draggle down the stairs of the Volcano. * HYDIA Ah, kids! *Cut to the ravine. Baby Lickety-Split and Spike are trying to get out. * SPIKE I'll give you a shove! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT I can do it myself! SPIKE Okay . . . I was just trying to help. *Cut to Reeka and Draggle wading through a swamp. * REEKA What's your rush? DRAGGLE If we don't get the stuff for the Smooze, Hydia will be even madder at us! And you know what that means! REEKA You get it! The thought of all those things makes me sick! DRAGGLE Sick? Why, Reeka dear, you look a little pale! I fear you aren't feeling at your best! I hope you haven't come down with a chill . . . Perhaps you need to take a little rest! REEKA What about all the work we have to do? You're not going to do it all alone, are you? DRAGGLE Why, Reeka darling, what are sisters for? Not to worry, not to worry! I'll do the dirty work! I'll handle all the dirty work! You go relax in your room! I'll collect the muck and mire; I wouldn't want you to perspire! All you have to do is get the phlume! REEKA The phlume! Me? DRAGGLE Why not? I'll be getting everything else! You're not that sick! REEKA You're right! In fact, suddenly, I'm feeling a whole lot better! Draggle dear, I just now had a flash! I still owe you a birthday gift or two! I suffered from a lack of ready cash, But now I'd like to make it up to you! I'll do the dirty work! I'll handle all the dirty work! Each humble job I'll assume! I'll be working overtime, Collecting mold and filth and slime . . . All you have to do is get the phlume! DRAGGLE The phlume? Me? REEKA Happy birthday! DRAGGLE Reeka dear, you're really much to kind. Let's just divvy up the list. REEKA Oh, nonsense, I don't mind! But if you really want to . . . DRAGGLE I insist! REEKA We'll both do the dirty work! We'll both do the dirty work! Everyone should do her share! DRAGGLE It's really only fair! REEKA I'll collect the greenish mold! DRAGGLE I'll collect the blackish muck! REEKA I'll collect the furry mildew . . . Just my luck, the mildew's stuck! Yuck, yuck! DRAGGLE I'll collect the yellow fungus! REEKA I'll collect the silver slime! DRAGGLE and REEKA Doing dirty work together gets us done in half the time! You see, it's great when we cooperate! REEKA I'll do the dirty work! DRAGGLE I'll gladly do the dirty work! DRAGGLE and REEKA No need to fret or fight or mope or fume! REEKA I'll do the dirty work! DRAGGLE I'll gladly do the dirty work! REEKA So long as someone else . . . DRAGGLE So long as someone else . . . DRAGGLE and REEKA So long as someone else gets the phlume! REEKA Where's the phlume? DRAGGLE It wasn't on your list? REEKA I thought it was on yours! DRAGGLE Well, one of us better get it! What'll we tell Ma--I mean, Hydia? REEKA We'll lie; we won't tell her we didn't get the phume! DRAGGLE But she'll know! All she has to do is look in the buckets! *Reeka dumps all the stuff into one bucket. * REEKA There! She'll never know the difference! You carry it! *Draggle trips over a snake that's attatched itself to Reeka's hat. * REEKA Klutz! *Cut to the Waterfall. * BABY LICKETY-SPLIT It's no good, Spike! I'm too heavy! SPIKE It's all right! Dragons are strong! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT But you're just a baby dragon. SPIKE I'm still a dragon! *They fall backwards. * *Cut to Gusty, Shady, and Magic Star walking above the ravine. * MAGIC STAR Did you hear something? GUSTY My horn itches! SHADY Something must be wrong! MAGIC STAR Something doesn't have to be wrong, Shady! Think positive for a change! *Pan down to BABY LICKETY-SPLIT and Spike lying at the bottom of the ravine. They get up. * SPIKE Look! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT Help! Magic Star! Down here! SPIKE Shady! Gusty! Help! *Pan back up the Magic Star, Shady, and Gusty. * MAGIC STAR I heard something that time! GUSTY Well, I didn't. SHADY Maybe it's going to rain! Maybe we'll get all wet and catch pneumonia! GUSTY Oh, I knew you shouldn't have come! SHADY No, I like the rain! I love it! MAGIC STAR We'll worry about the rain later! We have to find Spike and Lickety-Split! *Pan to bottom of ravine. * SPIKE They're leaving! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT Nobody will ever find us down here. We'll never get home . . . *Cut to a hole in the ground. A blue bushwoolie pops out of it. * BLUE BUSHWOOLIE That you shadow? *The bushwoolie hops around a little. * BLUE BUSHWOOLIE Guess so! Hey, bushwoolies, it's spring! *More bushwoolies come out of the hole. * BUSHWOOLIES It's spring, it's spring, hooray! BLUE BUSHWOOLIE The sun is shining and the snow is gone! BUSHWOOLIES Yeah, the snow is gone! BLUE BUSHWOOLIE And it's a bee-oo-tiful day! BUSHWOOLIES A beautiful day! Beautiful! Beautiful! Mm-hmm. *Back at the volcano . . . * HYDIA Did you get the stuff? DRAGGLE All of it! REEKA Everything! HYDIA Excellent! Now, let's see what we shall throw in first . . . *Hydia goes over to a ledge over the lava with the bucket and begins picking ingredients out of it. * HYDIA A little muck for power and strength . . . a gob of slime to make it ooze . . . some fungus, for that little added zip . . . DRAGGLE She's going to find out! REEKA Shut up! HYDIA A splash of phlume to make . . . why, where's the phlume? *Reeka shoves Draggle, who runs into Hydia. The bucket falls into the Volcano. * HYDIA You . . . you . . . you clumsy pea-brain! Look what you've done! DRAGGLE It doesn't . . . I mean . . . you were going to throw it in anyway, weren't you? HYDIA Oh . . . it's not the same! REEKA Look, it's working! HYDIA It is working! The Smooze is alive! REEKA We did it! HYDIA Say goodbye to the little ponies! REEKA and DRAGGLE (laughing) Goodbye! Bye ponies! *The Smooze begins rampaging. * *Cut to the bushwoolies. * BLUE BUSHWOOLIE C'mon, we'll be late! MAGIC STAR Hi bushwoolies! BLUE BUSHWOOLIE Hi Magic Star! We were just leaving for the festival! YELLOW BUSHWOOLIE With all sorts of bushmelons! PURPLE BUSHWOOLIE And we baked woolie-cakes, too, see? MAGIC STAR We're looking for Baby Lickety-Split! BLUE BUSHWOOLIE You lose her? GUSTY She ran away! BUSHWOOLIES Ran away? Oh dear! BLUE BUSHWOOLIE (spotting the Smooze) Behind you! MAGIC STAR Out of the way, hurry! BUSHWOOLIES Look out! Move it! Careful! BLUE BUSHWOOLIE Get the woolie cakes! YELLOW BUSHWOOLIE Yeah, yeah, the woolie cakes! GUSTY Nevermind about those, get on! *Gusty and the two bushwoolies run away, but get smoozed anyway. * SHADY Oh, Gusty! Oh, look at you! It's all my fault, I know it! GUSTY Yeah, it is! It's your bad luck! MAGIC STAR It's not your fault, Shady! GUSTY Yes it is! Yes it is! BLUE BUSHWOOLIE It's her fault! I can hardly move! YELLOW BUSHWOOLIE Yeah! Her fault! MAGIC STAR No, it's not! You're just grumpy because you've been smoozed! BUSHWOOLIES Smooze? What's Smooze? MAGIC STAR It came from the Volcano of Gloom! The witches sent it! We have to warn the others! SHADY What about Spike and Lickety-Split? MAGIC STAR you keep looking for them! SHADY Me? MAGIC STAR Yes, you! I have to get back to Dream Castle! GUSTY Forget it! She'll never find them! SHADY I will too! PURPLE BUSHWOOLIE Yeah, hope hope! SHADY You coming with me? PURPLE BUSHWOOLIE Coming with you? Oh yeah, good idea! Mm hmm, good idea, yeah! MAGIC STAR To Dream Castle, everyone! *Hydia and her daughters are spying on the ponies with the scrying pool. * HYDIA Gorgeous! Ponyland is turning dark, dank, and dreary! The Little Ponies are doomed! DRAGGLE Then we'll be all alone up here. HYDIA Splendid! We don't need anybody else! REEKA (eating) Want some? DRAGGLE What is it? REEKA Stuffed bat wings! Mmm, good! DRAGGLE Are you sure we don't need anyone? *Back at the Waterfall * BABY LICKETY-SPLIT We'll never get out of here! SPIKE Don't give up! We'll make it! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT If only I hadn't run away . . . SPIKE If only you could fly! *Spike spots the Smooze. * SPIKE Look out! This way! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT What is it? SPIKE I don't know! *BABY LICKETY-SPLIT and Spike enter a cave. * SPIKE I hate to say this, but I think we're trapped! *Back at the festival * MAGIC STAR Into the castle, everyone! The Smooze is coming! SHADY What's Smooze? FIZZY Will we like it? Is it nice? MAGIC STAR I'll explain later! Everyone inside, hurry! BUTTONS Let's go, everyone! Into the Castle, quickly! Quail What's happening? I don't know! What's going on? FIZZY (to GUSTY) What's wrong with you? GUSTY What's it look like, Bubblehead? MAGIC STAR (to WIND WHISTLER and NORTH STAR) Get me some water, quick! *WIND WHISTLER and NORTH STAR bring a tub of water. * MAGIC STAR Dump it! GUSTY The Smooze didn't come off. FIZZY What's Smooze?? MAGIC STAR You're looking at it, Fizzy! The witches sent it down on us! FIZZY They should be ashamed of themselves! MAGIC STAR And there's more coming--enough to bury us all! WIND WHISTLER I know what can help us, and Megan's got us! *back at the volcano * DRAGGLE Where are those ponies going? HYDIA It doesn't matter! They can't stop the Smooze! Nothing can stop the Smooze! *At Megan's home * MOLLY Danny! Megan! Watch me jump! DANNY She'll never make it! MEGAN You can do it, Molly! And smile! DANNY She'll probably break the camera! *Molly jumps TJ over a bale of hay. * MEGAN Way to go! By the time Mom and Dad get back, you'll be a champ! MOLLY Look! MEGAN Wind Whistler! North Star! DANNY You know them? MEGAN They're my Little Ponies! MOLLY The ones you told us about? MEGAN The very same! WIND WHISTLER Megan! Time is of the essence! We've come for the Rainbow of Light! NORTH STAR The witches from the Volcano of Gloom are trying to destroy us! MEGAN That's awful! Here, take the Rainbow . . . but let me come with you! Maybe I can help! WIND WHISTLER No, Megan! It's our fight! NORTH STAR Besides, it's too dangerous! DANNY I love danger! And I can ride like the wind! MOLLY Me too! DANNY I'm better! MEGAN We can all help! WIND WHISTLER Perhaps you're right! MEGAN If those witches want a fight, we'll give them one! DANNY Let's fly! *Meanwhile, the Smooze is rampaging through Ponyland. Reeka and Draggle travel with it in a boat while Hydia watches from the volcano. * REEKA and DRAGGLE Something bad is coming down! Have you heard the news? SMOOZE Listen up! REEKA and DRAGGLE Get inside! Better run and hide! Nothing can stop the Smooze! SMOOZE You can't stop me! REEKA and DRAGGLE See the way it slithers forth Spewing gobs of ooze henceforth! SMOOZE I love ooze! HYDIA Here is comes! REEKA and DRAGGLE Right now! HYDIA, REEKA, and DRAGGLE Nothing can stop the Smooze! SMOOZE No way! REEKA, DRAGGLE, and SMOOZE You can't escape it, you can't escape it, you haven't got a chance. Yeah! HYDIA That evil goo is a witch's brew! REEKA and DRAGGLE No matter what you do, it's gonna get to you! Oooooo! Anyone who tries to fight is guaranteed to lose! SMOOZE Guaranteed! REEKA and DRAGGLE You can't win! HYDIA You oughtta pack it in! HYDIA, REEKA, DRAGGLE, and SMOOZE Nothing can stop the Smooze! SMOOZE Don't even try!! REEKA and DRAGGLE Here comes the Smooze cruisin' along Singin' it's funky, gunky song! HYDIA Just ain't no way to stop . . . HYDIA, REEKA and DRAGGLE Our gooey, gooey glop! Ooooooh! When it comes to witches' brews, Smooze is what we choose! We won't stop, Nothing else can top Our ......... unstop- -pable Smooooooooze . . . SMOOZE I love to Smooze! REEKA and DRAGGLE Smoooooooze . . . nothing can stop the Smooze! SMOOZE Smooze... SWEET STUFF Dream Castle is almost gone . . . MAGIC STAR Megan! Release the Rainbow of Light! *Megan releases the Rainbow of Light, which begins beating back the Smooze. * PONIES Yay! HYDIA Fight back, Smooze! What's the matter with you? Attack! DRAGGLE & REEKA The Smooze is losing! DRAGGLE I think we're in a lot of trouble. *The Smooze continues to take a licking. * DRAGGLE Oh, are we gonna get it! Are we gonna get it! REEKA Shut up! DANNY Way to go, Rainbow! All right! *The ponies cheer. * *Suddenly, the Smooze grabs the Rainbow and buries it. * MOLLY The Smooze got our rainbow! FIZZY Oh no! What're we gonna do? *Cut to interior of the house on the volcano. * HYDIA The Smooze can't lose . . . There's something you haven't told me . . . REEKA No! We told you everything! HYDIA I don't believe you! DRAGGLE We wouldn't lie! HYDIA I told you, I don't care if you lie, just not to me! REEKA But we didn't do anything wrong! DRAGGLE Reeka's right, the Smooze worked without it! HYDIA Without what? DRAGGLE Uh oh! HYDIA Without what? DRAGGLE Nothing! HYDIA Then eat! REEKA Ewwww! DRAGGLE No, don't make us eat ice cream! HYDIA Then tell me why the Smooze lost! DRAGGLE Well . . . maybe there is one thing . . . REEKA Draggle . . . HYDIA Go on! DRAGGLE Well . . . well . . . well . . . when we got the stuff to make the Smooze, we uh, we uh, we forgot the phlume! HYDIA You forgot the phlume???? REEKA It was an honest mistkae, Mama! HYDIA What . . . did you . . . call me? REEKA Sorry, Hydia! I didn't mean to call you Mama! HYDIA I'm giving you one last chance, girls! Get the phlume or get a room! *Back at Dream Castle. * SWEET STUFF The Rainbow of Light is gone forever . . . DANNY Why can't we just dig it out? WIND WHISTLER That's impossible! The congealed Smooze has formed an impenetrable shell! I'm afraid we're stuck with it. GUSTY No, I'm stuck with it, Big Mouth! BLUE BUSHWOOLIE Yeah! Stuck with it! YELLOW BUSHWOOLIE Yeah! FIZZY We can't give up hope! SWEET STUFF Fizzy's right; we can rebuild our home and maybe even find a way to unsmooze everybody! BABY LOFTY, BABY SUNDANCE, and BABY RIBBON Rebuild! Rebuild! Be happy again! GUSTY Forget it, we're finished! It's over! BLUE BUSHWOOLIE Yeah! MEGAN No! It's not over! You can't give up hope! There's always another rainbow, Search until you find it! Don't look at the clouds, look behind it! There's a rainbow there somewhere! There's always another rainbow, Though it all seems tragic; Just open your eyes and like magic There's an answer to your prayer! Now you feel forlorn, But hope can be reborn! Try to lose that frown! Look up, not down! And you'll find another rainbow! I can guarentee it! Even though it seems you've reached the rainbow's end! There's always another rainbow, Always another rainbow round the bend. *A glob of Smooze falls on Sweet Stuff. * SWEET STUFF More Smooze, too! MOLLY Be brave, Sweet Stuff; I'll help you! SWEET STUFF You? You couldn't help a skunk stink! FIZZY Gee, even her twinkle is gone! MEGAN Well, I'm not giving up! We can go to the Moochick; he helped us before! GUSTY No way! The Moochick's too absent-minded to even remember who we are! WIND WHISTLER We must explore every possibility, every avenue! I'll take you there, Megan! FIZZY And I'll go with you! Unicorns are good luck! And good company, too! SWEET STUFF We'll need more than good luck! *Meanwhile, Reeka and Draggle go off to get the phlume. . . * DRAGGLE Y'know, maybe we should get a room! Maybe it's time to move out, get a place of our own! REEKA Live with you? I'd rather get the phlume! DRAGGLE Well, that's fine with me! *The suddenly spot the phlume (which is a huge carniverous plant.) * DRAGGLE There it is! REEKA On second thought, you get it! You're taller! DRAGGLE You're stronger! REEKA It's the phlume or Hydia, what do you want? DRAGGLE We'll do it together! You hold it, I'll stick it! REEKA You hold it, I'll stick it! Gimmee the pick and the bottle! *They cautiously approach the phlume. * DRAGGLE Ready? REEKA Grab it! *Draggle grabs the plant. * DRAGGLE Stick it! *Reeka sticks the phlume with the pick and ichor sprays everywhere. * DRAGGLE Bottle it! *Reeka gets the bottle and tries to get some ichor in it. * REEKA Whatever you do, don't let go! *The phlume grabs Draggle with its fronds and throws her aside. * REEKA (as the phlume grabs her) You let go! DRAGGLE I didn't mean to! *The phlume starts beating up Reeka and Draggle in various ways. It begins hitting them together, but they grab ahold of each other. * DRAGGLE Hang on! *The phlume tickles Draggle and she lets go of Reeka. Luckily, Draggle gets away from the phlume . . . but it holds Reeka over the cliff. * *Draggle grabs Reeka's leg and tries to pull her to safety. * DRAGGLE I've got you! REEKA Pull! DRAGGLE I'm pulling! REEKA Pull harder! DRAGGLE I'm pulling as hard as I can! REEKA Just don't drop me! DRAGGLE Just don't drop the bottle! You're almost out! *Reeka bites the phlume and it lets her go suddenly. Both Reeka and Draggle fly backwards, landing at the bottom of the hill. * REEKA I got it! *Meanwhile, in the Mushromp . . . * MEGAN I hope the Moochick's home! FIZZY Mr. Moochick! Mr. Moochick! MOOCHICK (to Habbit) Well, is it your turn or mine? I don't recall! Oh yes, of course, of course! *The Moochick moves a piece on his (four-layer) checkerboard; Habbit then jumps over all the Moochick's pieces. * Moochick Oh, I never win! MEGAN Mr. Moochick! Are you in there? WIND WHISTLER That's funny; the Moochick never leaves the safe confines of his Mushromp. FIZZY I'm sure he's here somewhere! He has to be here! Maybe he's here but he doesn't want to see us! MOOCHICK (appearing beside them) And who, may I ask, are you? WIND WHISTLER I'm known as Wind Whistler! FIZZY And I'm Fizzy! We're Little Ponies! MEGAN And I'm Megan! MOOCHICK My, my, what a funny Little Pony you are, Megan! MEGAN I'm not a Little Pony, Mr. Moochick! Don't you remember us? MOOCHICK You're from outside the Moochick, right? MEGAN Right! And the Little Ponies need your help! MOOCHICK Not again! FIZZY You do remember! MOOCHICK How could I forget? WIND WHISTLER You gave us the Rainbow of Light! MOOCHICK It worked, I presume. MEGAN It worked great. But it's gone now. The Smooze got it! FIZZY Do you have another one? MOOCHICK Oh my, oh my, no, I'm sorry! There is no more Rainbow of Light! Hmm . . . what a shame! MEGAN And the Smooze covered over Dream Castle, too! The Little Ponies have no place to live! MOOCHICK Well, that's ridiculous! Absurd! Everyone has to have a place to live! Home is where the heart is . . . It's where you hang your hat! Without a home, you're no where, And no where is no place to be at! WIND WHISTLER Precisely, Mr. Moochick, but what do you propose we do about it? MOOCHICK Why, you have to have a home, You can't live without a home! Everybody has to have a home! And I have one to suit you to a "T"; It's this darling little villa in Capri! Lot's of closet space and overlooks the sea! MEGAN Uh, Mr. Moochick, it's very sweet of you offer, but I don't think it's quite what the Little Ponies had in mind! MOOCHICK No? But goodness me! You have to have a home . . . What about the Hippodrome? It used to be quite popular in Rome! Or why not do what Cleopatra did And buy a nice Egyptian pyramid? Take a look! I guarantee you'll flip your lid! FIZZY Gee, that's great! WIND WHISTLER It's wonderful, Mr. Moochick, but we couldn't possible live there! MOOCHICK My, my, you certainly are picky Little Ponies! Now let me see . . . What about a teepee? What about an igloo? What about a treehouse made completely of bamboo? I knew a woman once--lived in a shoe! I know, it simply isn't you! You need a place to dwell . . . the Taj Mahal is swell! Or maybe you'd prefer a swank hotel! Or how about a palace like Versailles? Well, I really don't know what I ought to try! You're looking for some castle in the sky! WIND WHISTLER We truly apologize for being so difficult, but Dream Castle was rather special! FIZZY Yeah, it's not so easy to replace, but you can do it! I know you can! MEGAN You see, Mr. Moochick, to the Little Ponies, Dream Castle was like...like a little bit of heaven! MOOCHICK Heaven? Well, I'm afraid you little ponies had better come back down to Earth! You have to find a home . . . How about the Astrodome? Or something futuristic made of chrome? I'm sorry, but if you want my advice You'll simply have to make a sacrifice! I know the home you had was very nice, But what you're looking for is paradise! WIND WHISTLER Terrific! MOOCHICK It's paradise! FIZZY We'll take it! MOOCHICK It's paradise! FIZZY Oh, it's beautiful, Mr. Moochick! WIND WHISTLER The Paradise Estate is exactly what we were looking for. MEGAN We're very grateful, Mr. Moochick, but what about the Smooze? What if the witches make more? MOOCHICK Well, that's a problem, yes! It's very difficult to stop the Smooze. Maybe even impossible. WIND WHISTLER Oh, but we were counting on you, Mr. Moochick! We presumed you knew everything! MOOCHICK I do know everything, my flying four-legged friend! The only ones who can stop the Smooze are . . . uh . . . are . . . are . . . of course! The flutter ponies! MEGAN Where are they? MOOCHICK Well, they're not easy to find! FIZZY Can you give us a clue--anything! We'll find them! MOOCHICK Hm? Ah, you're in luck! This ancient map will show you the way to Flutter Valley, the home of the flutter ponies! But don't tell them I gave it to you! They don't like to be bothered! MEGAN We won't breathe a word, Mr. Moochick! Promise! MOOCHICK Off, off, off you go! Time is short! Take your map and your Paradise Estate and good luck to you! FIZZY You've already given us good luck, Mr. Moochick! Buh-bye! Thanks! MOOCHICK Bye-bye, bye-bye! (to Habbit) Hm, are you sure it's the flutter ponies? Maybe it's the singing grasshoppers. Then again, it could be the wiggleworms from beyond the water lilies . . . *Cut to Spike and Baby Lickety-Split wandering through a bunch of tunnels. * SPIKE Another tunnel . . . BABY LICKETY-SPLIT We'll never get out of here, Spike! SPIKE Aw, we'll be out of here in two flicks of a dragon's tail! You'll see! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT I'm scared! SPIKE Aw, don't be! I'll protect you! *A rock falls from the ceiling. * SPIKE What was that?? *The Grundles come out of hiding. * Grundles Don't be frightened! What's you're hurry? Have no fear! Not to worry! Sorry to alarm you . . . Grundles won't harm you! SPIKE Grundles? How do we know you won't harm us? BABY LICKETY-SPLIT W-we thought you were some kind of monsters! GRUNDLE KING Grundles good! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT They still look like monsters to me! GRUNDLE KING Is what everyone thinks! But Grundles not monsters--Grundles good! GRUNDLES Grundles good! Grundles good! Grundles good! Grundles small; Grundles nice; Grundles also quite concise! Grundles don't waste words! Wasting words for the birds! People stunned--often scared-- Meeting Grundles unprepared! Grundles are misunderstood! Grundles neat, Grundles gentle, Grundles sweet and sentimental! Grundles hug you, never bug you! Grundles good! Grundles good! Grundles good! Grundles are misunderstood! Take a shot! Get acquainted! Grundles not as we're painted! Grundles love all and above all . . . Grundles good! Grundles good! Grundles good! Grundles good! Grundles good! Grundles good! GRUNDLE KING I am king of Grundles! GRUNDLES We are rest of Grundles! GRUNDLE KING We are all that's left of great but tiny kingdom of Grundleland! GRUNDLES Waaaaaah! Grundleland! We miss it! GRUNDLE KING Sorry Grundles! I try not to mention it too often! SPIKE What happened? GRUNDLE KING Witches! Smooze! It was terrible! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT What's Smooze? SPIKE Can you help us get back to Dream Castle? GRUNDLE KING Never fear, never doubt, Grundles help to get you out! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT So . . . what's Smooze? *Grundle King leads everyone outside. Smooze is all around. * GRUNDLE KING Grundlemumf!!! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT What's Smooze? GRUNDLES That's Smooze! GRUNDLE KING Oooooo! Witches do it again! SPIKE Are you still going to help us? GRUNDLE KING Grundles help! Grundle Grundles hurry! Grundle Grundles move it! Grundle Grundles scurry! Grundle Hey! Wait for Grundle! *Meanwhile, Reeka, Draggle, and Hydia are down by a patch of Smooze, preparing to add the phlume. * REEKA Throw it in, Hydia! DRAGGLE Give it the phlume! HYDIA Open up, my precious! Hydia has something special for you! *The Smooze spits the phlume out. * DRAGGLE It didn't work! HYDIA It has to work! Drink! DRAGGLE Look out! REEKA It's the old Smooze! HYDIA Worse! It's meaner and madder! There's no stopping it now! This time it'll cover all of Ponyland and rid us of the Little Ponies forever! Back to the house! I want to watch this! *In the meantime, Fizzy, Wind Whistler, and Megan have returned with Paradise Estate, which the other ponies are exploring. * BUTTONS We could put our new dance studio in here! SUNDANCE There's enough space down here for a grand ballroom! LOFTY And we can have our nursery in this room! BUTTONS There's even a swimming pool! BUSHWOOLIES A swimming pool? Yay! Yeah yeah! BLUE BUSHWOOLIE Big deal. YELLOW BUSHWOOLIE Who likes swimming anyway? BLUE BUSHWOOLIE Tell me, who? Watch it! Whoa, whoa! NORTH STAR The Smooze! It's alive again! MEGAN We'd better find those flutter ponies now! MAGIC STAR I'm going with you! FIZZY And me! Don't forget me! MOLLY I want to go, too! MEGAN No, Molly, it's not safe! DANNY Safe or not, we're not staying behind this time! MOLLY We can help! You said so yourself! MEGAN All right! This is no time to argue! NORTH STAR Hurry! The Smooze is coming! MEGAN Let's ride! *Draggle and Reeka are scrying on the ponies and see the party leave. * REEKA They're afraid! They're running away! HYDIA I want those Little Ponies stopped! REEKA Why? You said nothing can stop the Smooze now . . . What difference does it make? HYDIA Get Ahhg. DRAGGLE Oh no, not Ahgg! HYDIA Get him! *Cut to a Smoozed landscape . . . Shady is still searching for Baby Lickety-Split and Spike. * SHADY We'll never find Lickety-Split . . . PURPLE BUSHWOOLIE Oh, never! SHADY Everything looks like everything else! PURPLE BUSHWOOLIE Yeah . . . everything! SHADY Oh, what if the Smooze got them? PURPLE BUSHWOOLIE The Smooze got them? Oh no! SHADY It's not for sure, bushwoolie! C'mon, we have to keep looking! PURPLE BUSHWOOLIE Yeah, keep looking! Keep looking! *Cut to a gloomy cavern with steps leading down it. * REEKA What a day! First the phlume, now Ahgg! DRAGGLE We have to do everything! REEKA This is it, I mean it! I'm through after this! From now on Hydia can do everything herself! DRAGGLE Are you going to tell her? REEKA Don't bother me! *Reeka and Draggle look down a chasm. * REEKA Ahgg, are you in there? *A roar fills the air. * DRAGGLE He's in there! REEKA We need your help, Ahgg! *Another roar. * DRAGGLE Please, Ahgg, don't be difficult! *A roar and two giant legs swipe at the witches. * REEKA Nice Ahgg, here! I made something special for you! *Ahgg grabs the plate from Reeka. Crunching is heard. * DRAGGLE Ahggie likes it! REEKA Does that mean you'll help? *A giant belch comes from the chasm. * DRAGGLE Is that a yes or a no? *Back to Shady and the bushwoolie; both are sitting down crying. * SHADY I'm sorry, bushwoolie, I didn't mean to make you cry! PURPLE BUSHWOOLIE You cry, I cry! I'm sorry! SHADY I'm just sad we haven't found Spike and Lickety-Split. I guess I'm a failure. PURPLE BUSHWOOLIE A failure. You fail, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. SHADY You don't have to agree with everything I say! PURPLE BUSHWOOLIE Yes I do! Bushwoolies agree with everything, all the time! Yes we do, yes yes! SHADY Don't you ever have anything to say for yourself? PURPLE BUSHWOOLIE Yeah . . . run! SHADY Run? Why run? *Shady looks behind her and sees the Smooze coming. * SHADY Run! *In the meantime, Megan and her friends follow the map . . . * MEGAN We must be going the right way! There are the giant sunflowers! There's no time to go around them, we'll have to go through! MOLLY They're so big, we'll get lost! WIND WHISTLER Just keep your eye on the sky! I'll get you through safely! FIZZY Great idea, Wind Whistler! It's a good thing you came along! We'll make it for sure now! We'll just . . . MAGIC STAR Calm down, Fizzy! We won't get anywhere if you don't stop talking! FIZZY Sorry! It's just sometimes I get so excited, I just . . . MAGIC STAR Follow me! FIZZY Gee, I don't know why a Little Pony can't be enthusiastic once in a while! WIND WHISTLER Straight ahead! You're doing splendidly! DANNY Now I know how an ant feels! WIND WHISTLER To the left! You're drifting! MEGAN Stay close, everybody! MAGIC STAR How much further? WIND WHISTLER You've reached the half-way point! *Suddenly, Smooze begins appearing over the horizon. * WIND WHISTLER Oh no! MEGAN What is it? WIND WHISTLER Smooze! Run for it! FIZZY Get on! MEGAN That way! WIND WHISTLER Faster! It's getting closer! *Suddenly, Megan trips and falls. * MAGIC STAR Megan! MEGAN Keep going! I'll cath up to ya! *Magic Star and Fizzy trot ahead. Megan gets up, but the earth splits in front of her and fills with Smooze. * MEGAN Help! *The other ponies are too far ahead to hear Megan. They reach another channel of Smooze. * MOLLY Can you jump it, Fizzy? FIZZY Gosh, I don't think so! MAGIC STAR I can! Get on! MOLLY What about Fizzy? FIZZY Not to worry! I'll just use my unicorn magic! *Fizzy winks across. * DANNY Wow! FIZZY Come on! MAGIC STAR Hang on! *Magic Star jumps across. * MOLLY Where's Megan? *Wind Whistler flies back to find Megan. * *The Smooze is getting nearer to Megan, so she prepares to vault over the chasm using a giant sunflower. * MEGAN Here goes nothing! *Megan vaults across but only manages to catch the edge of the cliff. * MEGAN Help me! I'm falling! WIND WHISTLER Hold on, Megan! MEGAN I can't! *Megan falls, but is caught by Wind Whistler. They rejoin the others. * MOLLY Megan! DANNY Are you all right? MEGAN I'm fine, thanks to Wind Whistler! WIND WHISTLER It's easy to be courageous when helping others! FIZZY Gee, Wind Whistler, that's beautiful! I love the way you talk! MAGIC STAR Smoozeball coming! Look out! *A purple ball bounces up to the ponies, but turns out to be a bushwoolie. * PURPLE BUSHWOOLIE Hi! FIZZY Bushwoolie! We thought you were a smoozeball! MAGIC STAR What about Lickety-Split and Spike? SHADY (trotting up) We can't find them! FIZZY Oh, Shady, that's awful! SHADY I tried, I really did, we looked everywhere, honest! PURPLE BUSHWOOLIE Yeah, everywhere! Shady tried! MAGIC STAR I'm sure you did! SHADY Now that Megan's here, maybe my luck will change! MEGAN We're going to need all the luck we can get! If this map is right, Flutter Valley is that way, through a place called Shadow Forest! DANNY (making a face) Oooooo! MOLLY Danny! *Cut to a field. The Grundles stand in the middle in a human . . . err, Grundle ladder, with the Grundle King on top, surveying the countryside. * SPIKE What do you think, king? GRUNDLE KING Dream Castle that way! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT You sure? SPIKE Seems to me we've been that way already. What's over there? GRUNDLE KING Smooze! *BABY LICKETY-SPLIT, Spike, and the Grundles run from the Smooze. They end up in the river. Luckily, a log floats by. * SPIKE Climb on! *Everyone climbs onto the log. * GRUNDLE KING Spike! Tail smoozed! SPIKE It's one of my favorite parts . . . BABY LICKETY-SPLIT Oh, Spike . . . GRUNDLE KING Don't be sad. Not too bad! SPIKE Maybe I can use it to steer; nothing else to do with it now! *The log goes over a waterfall, but no one is hurt. However, more Smooze is flowing into the river ahead. * GRUNDLE KING More Smooze! SPIKE Lean to the right, everybody! Lean! Prepare to go ashore! *The log hits a rock and everyone is thrown quite a ways into the forest. The clearing has many flowers and a small well. * BABY LICKETY-SPLIT That was close! GRUNDLE KING We almost went way of Grundleland! GRUNDLES Ohhhh, Grundleland! GRUNDLE KING Must remember not to mention Grundleland! GRUNDLES Ohhhhh, Grundleland! GRUNDLE KING Grundlemumf! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT If only I hadn't run away, none of this would've happened to me. GRUNDLE KING It bring Grundle King! *BABY LICKETY-SPLIT wanders over to the well, looking dejected. * BABY LICKETY-SPLIT That's true, but we're lost, your tail's smoozed, and it's all my fault! If only somebody could help me! Echo (from the well) Help me! SPIKE Hey, wait! Maybe we can wish away the Smooze! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT That's not a wishing well. It can't help. SPIKE Can't hurt! Go on, Lickety-Split, make your wish! Who knows, maybe it'll change things! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT I don't know, there's an awful lot to change . . . No one's in a fix like I am! Echo I am! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT No one has the luck I do! Echo I do! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT No one has the setbacks I have! Echo I have! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT Look where life has led me to! Echo Me too! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT Nothing I can see can help me . . . Echo Help me! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT And with all that we've come through! Echo Come through . . . BABY LICKETY-SPLIT I wish this was a dream so I could wake up . . . Echo Wake up! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT But what good will wishing do? SPIKE Come on, Lickety-Split, make a real wish! Feeling sorry for yourself isn't going to improve the situation! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT I can't help it! Everything looks so hopeless! Nothing I can see can help me . . . SPIKE Somebody will save you! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT Who-oo? Echo Yoo-hoo! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT I wish there was a cozy little inn near . . . Echo In here! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT But what good will wishing do? Echo It might make your dream come true! SPIKE Hey, someone's down there! *The Grundle King drops the bucket down the well and they all pull it up. Morning Glory is in the basket. * BABY LICKETY-SPLIT It's a . . . what is it? MORNING GLORY I'm Morning Glory, a flutter pony. Who're you? BABY LICKETY-SPLIT Lickety-Split! I'm a baby pony! SPIKE And I'm Spike! GRUNDLE KING And I am king of Grundles! GRUNDLES We are rest of Grundles! SPIKE You live in this well? MORNING GLORY (getting out of the bucket and kicking it) Goodness, no! I stopped for a drink and fell in. My wings got wet and I couldn't fly out! *The bucket knocks Morning Glory off her feet, but Spike and the Grundles catch her. * MORNING GLORY Thank you! What are all of you doing here? BABY LICKETY-SPLIT Trying to get away from some ugly purple stuff! MORNING GLORY Smooze? SPIKE You know about Smooze? MORNING GLORY Flutter ponies know all about the Smooze! GRUNDLE KING You help us? MORNING GLORY Certainly! You helped me--it's only fair! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT Then my wish did come true! MORNING GLORY Follow me, I'll take you to Flutter Valley! *Cut to Paradise Estate. * NORTH STAR Here comes the Smooze! BUTTONS How close is it? NORTH STAR Too close! *Cut to Shadow Forest. * MEGAN It's Shadow Forest, all right. MOLLY Looks so dark in there! DANNY You should've brought your night-light! MEGAN Danny! DANNY Only kidding! MOLLY You were not! SHADY Over here, I found a trail, hurry! Gee, I finally did something good. Maybe my luck is changing! MOLLY It's scary in here! DANNY Aw, they're only shadows! Don't be such a chicken! *A tree branch falls behind Danny and he jumps back. * DANNY What was that? WIND WHISTLER It's only a tree branch! An oak, I believe. Nothing to be frightened of. MOLLY You bring your night-light, Danny? DANNY All right, big deal! So I thought it was something else! MOLLY What, a monster? MEGAN Come on, you two, that's enough! There aren't any monsters here! SHADY But where's here? We're lost, I just know it! FIZZY (looking irritated) We're not lost, Shady! Relax! MEGAN (looking at the map) Oh . . . oh, here we are! DANNY What are all those squiggly lines? MEGAN I don't know. *A tree branch impales the map. Megan grabs the map back. * MEGAN I do now! Run! WIND WHISTLER Wait! There's no need to panic! *Several branches land around Wind Whistler. * WIND WHISTLER Now panic!! *Everyone races through the forest as the trees fling branches at them. * SHADY We'll never make it through the forest! FIZZY Yes we will! *Fizzy turns around and runs back. * MEGAN Fizzy! Fizzy, come back! *Fizzy keeps winking as the trees fling branches at her. Then she rejoins the others. * MOLLY I wish I could disappear like that! MEGAN Keep running! Don't stop! Flutter Valley should be right through there! MAGIC STAR Look! FIZZY What a wonderful place! These flowers are the most beautiful I've ever seen! Smell so sweet! MOLLY I'll bet Flutter Valley's on the other side of that tall, furry plant. MEGAN There's no tall, furry plant on the map! MOLLY (touching the "plant") Really? *The "plant" growls. * MEGAN Careful! Don't touch it! *The "plant" turns out to be Ahgg, the giant spider. It chases the ponies over to a bunch of boulders. * FIZZY Oh my goodness! DANNY Awesome! MOLLY It's the ugliest thing I've ever seen. DANNY Reminds me of your friend Laurie! MOLLY Does not! WIND WHISTLER Perhaps there's another way into Flutter Valley. MEGAN Not according to the map. FIZZY Maybe it'll go home. SHADY Maybe we should go home. DANNY Let's see if it's hungry! MEGAN Danny! *Danny moves away from the boulders. * DANNY Hey, Ugho, you hungry? *Ahgg roars. * *Danny throws some candy into his mouth. * DANNY See? It's good! Here, go get it! *Danny throws the candy across the canyon and Ahgg leaps after it. * MEGAN Now's our chance! *Everyone races to the giant spider web blocking the entrance and the ponies try to get through. * SHADY We can't do it, it's too sticky! MAGIC STAR Keep trying! PURPLE BUSHWOOLIE Look out, he's coming back! SHADY We're stuck! *The humans start freeing the ponies from the web. * FIZZY Hurry, please! MEGAN There! *They all run to safety. * MEGAN We've gotta get past it! MOLLY I know! I heard spiders are ticklish! DANNY That's the dumbest thing I ever heard! MOLLY Is not! DANNY Is too! MOLLY (grabbing a cat-tail) You just watch! *Molly tickles one of the spider's leg from behind a boulder. It chuckles. * MEGAN It laughed! DANNY Huh! Barely! *Megan grabs a bunch of cat-tails and gives them to everyone. * MEGAN Start tickling, everybody! *They tickle. The spider laughs hysterically. * MEGAN The web's falling apart! Keep it up! PURPLE BUSHWOOLIE Coochi coochi coo! MOLLY I knew spider's were ticklish! DANNY That's `cause you're my sister! Good work, Molly! *Danny kisses Molly. * MOLLY Ewwwww, Danny kissed me! *The spider falls to the ground in spasms of laughter. * MEGAN There's an opening! Come on! *They run and start climbing a cliff at the end of the canyon. Ahgg recovers and runs over to catch them. They are all safely away from him except Megan, who grabs a bad rock and falls back. * DANNY Megan! MEGAN Help me! *Wind Whistler flies back and zooms around Ahgg's head, confusing him. Megan climbs to safety. * *They all proceed along the path and at last reach Flutter Valley. * MEGAN Oh, it's unbelievable! FIZZY I never dreamed anything could be so beautiful! MAGIC STAR Look at all the flutter ponies! MOLLY There're so many of them! SHADY But they're not very big. How can they stop the Smooze? MEGAN Let's find out. MOLLY Where'd they all go? SHADY Maybe they're afraid of us. Maybe they don't want us here! MEGAN Hello! We're not here to hurt you, flutter ponies! We need your help! MOLLY Up there! *Rosedust flies down. * REEKA I am Rosedust, the queen of the flutter ponies. MEGAN Um, I'm Megan! And these are my friends, the Little Ponies! REEKA I heard you say you need our help! MEGAN Oh, we do, Rosedust! FIZZY The Smooze! MEGAN We've been told you're the only ones who can stop it! REEKA It is true, we have that power. MAGIC STAR Will you help us, then? REEKA Try to understand. We want only to be left alone. MEGAN Then you won't help the Little Ponies? REEKA No. MORNING GLORY (flying in) You have to help them, Rosedust! REEKA Morning Glory! SHADY Lickety-Split! Spike! I never thought we'd see you again! MORNING GLORY They need our help, Rosedust! REEKA It's not our fight, Morning Glory. MEGAN Yes it is! It's everyone's fight! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT Yeah! Everybody has to help everyone else! I mean, I wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for the Grundles! GRUNDLE KING Greetings! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT Somebody has to stop the Smooze. MORNING GLORY Please, Rosedust! *Rosedust flies around indecisively. * *Meanwhile, Hydia, Draggle, and Reeka are in their boat again. * HYDIA The Little Ponies are finished! There's no escape this time! *Cut to Paradise Estate * NORTH STAR It's nearly on top of us! BUTTONS We'll have to make a run for it! NORTH STAR We can't! We're surrounded by Smooze! BUTTONS To the roof! *Pan to the boat * HYDIA Just watch! The Smooze will do the rest! *Cut to Paradise Estate. All the ponies are now on the roof. * BABY LOFTY What're we going to do? BUTTONS Everyone, close your eyes! Close `em! That's it! Now I want you all to think of Megan and Magic Star, and Fizzy and Wind Whistler! Now imagine a sky filled with flutter ponies! Do y'see `em? SWEET STUFF I don't see anything! GUSTY Neither do I. BABY SUNDANCE I do! I do! BABY LOFTY What's that sound? BUTTONS It's . . . them! Ponies They're coming! They're coming! Hooray! Hooray! BUTTONS Lickety-Split! You're back! REEKA Shift to Utter Flutter! Push back the Smooze! HYDIA It's the flutter ponies! My Smooze! Ponies Flutter ponies, get the witches! Flutter ponies, get the witches! BUTTONS I'm glad you're home, Lickety-Split! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT Me too! HYDIA Fight back, Smooze! Don't let them beat you! REEKA C'mon, Smooze! You coward! DRAGGLE Work, Smooze! Do something! *The Smooze half-heartedly throughs gobs of itself at the flutter ponies, but is driven back. * MAGIC STAR It's Dream Castle! MEGAN The Rainbow of Light! It's okay now! *Three flutter ponies come near the roof of Paradise Estate and blow the Smooze off Sweet Stuff, Gusty, and the two bushwoolies. * SWEET STUFF Thank you, flutter ponies! MOLLY Your twinkle is back, Sweet Stuff! *Meanwhile, in the witches' boat . . . * HYDIA Return to the volcano! It's our only chance! REEKA You said nothing could stop the Smooze! HYDIA I lied! DRAGGLE Look out! *The Rainbow of Light grabs the three witches and hovers over the volcano. At the same time, the flutter ponies drop all the Smooze into the volcano. * Ponies Yay! DRAGGLE I thought we didn't need anybody else! Is that another lie? REEKA Put us down, Rainbow, please put us down! HYDIA No! Don't put us down! Don't do that! *The Rainbow drops the witches, who fall into the Smooze in the volcano. * REEKA You! You and your Smooze! DRAGGLE Oh, it's all your fault, Mama! HYDIA This is not my fault! And don't call me Mama! DRAGGLE Mama! REEKA Mother! DRAGGLE Mommy! REEKA Ma! *Back at Paradise Estate . . . * SPIKE Uh, Rosedust, before you leave, do you think maybe you could . . . uh . . . do something about this? *Spike motions to his smoozed tail. * Rosedust Certainly! Brace yourself! *Rosedust unsmoozes Spike. * SPIKE I always liked my tail! Thanks! Oh, one more thing! Do you think you could do anything about my friends the Grundles? REEKA I'll need a little help for that! *She whistles and three more flutter ponies and Morning Glory fly over. They try to unsmooze the Grundles. * GRUNDLE KING Grundlemumf, what doing? Grundles good! SPIKE They're trying to take off the Smooze, king! GRUNDLE KING What Smooze? Grundles never smoozed! Kingdom Smoozed, Grundles not; what you see is what you got! SPIKE Sorry, king! MEGAN Well, personally, I think Grundles are not only good, Grundles are beautiful! BUSHWOOLIES Yeah, beautiful! Really neat! Grundles good! MAGIC STAR And as thanks for saving Lickety-Split, we want you to have Dream Castle! You can begin your kingdom again! GRUNDLE KING You mean it? MAGIC STAR It's yours! We have Paradise Estate now! GRUNDLE KING Grundle king touched! Having new kingdom better than vacation! ROSEDUST Goodbye, Little Ponies! Goodbye! MORNING GLORY Bye! DANNY Bye! MOLLY Goodbye! MEGAN You sure gave us a scare, Rainbow! You keep it, Lickety-Split! The Rainbow of Light belongs here, with the Little Ponies! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT I belong here too! MEGAN I can't think of a better place to be! BABY LICKETY-SPLIT Yeah! It's the best! Chorus My Little Pony, My Little Pony, Now comes the time to say good-bye? My Little Pony, My Little Pony, Could that be a teardrop in your eye? No need for sorrow; think of tomorrow! We'll be together again! My Little Pony, My Little Pony, Hope you keep smiling till then! I hope you keep smiling till then!